Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Dumb WAG

The Dumb Britain column in Private Eye is always good for a laugh - recent sample:

Anne Robinson:
Which is the only letter in the alphabet with three syllables?

Contestant: Z.

They haven't picked up this great exchange, though, which I saw on the BBC sport page:

Question on BBC1's Test the Nation: "Who was Winston Churchill - A rapper, US President, The PM or King?"

Teddy Sheringham's girlfriend, Danielle Lloyd: "Wasn't he the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black."

You couldn't make it up...