Those pesky detainees, eh? What to do when they insist on pulling publicity stunts? I have a modest proposal. We all know these are very dangerous men, locked up for years because they are terrorists conducting a secret war against America - so secret in fact, that we can't possibly allow any of the evidence into the public domain. But if they were terrorists in, say, Fallujah, the US wouldn't be arresting them - they'd be killing them. So, why not ship them to Iraq, and, er, treat them like other insurgents. Problem solved!